Religions of the World

TOAISM: Shit Happens
AGNOSTICISM: How can we KNOW if shit happens?
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, Shit Happens.
HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before
MORMON: Shit Happens, Again & Again & Again & Again…
SATANISM: We will make your shit happen.
JUDAISM: Why Does Shit Happen Always to Me?
ZEN: What Is the Sound of Shit Happening?
BUDDHISM: When Shit Happens, is it Really Shit?
7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit Happens on Saturdays
PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
CALVINISM: Shit won’t Happen if I work harder.
CATHOLICISM: You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
AMISH: Shit is good for the soil, his modern shit is worthless.
UNITARIANISM: There’s only one Shit.
ATHEISM: There’s no Shit.
NEW AGE: I create my own shit.
RASTAFARIANISM: Lets Smoke This Shit!!

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